|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I’m broke, but my aesthetic is expensive 🖤
This relaxed black tee carries witty attitude and vintage-collage style right on the back — a cheeky declaration wrapped in muted tones and layered textures. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, holding print detail crisp while wearing in comfortably. It slips into everyday life for people who curate their look with thrifted finds, indie brands, and a touch of ironic humor. Wear it while poking through record bins, rearranging a plant shelf, or meeting friends for a coffee where aesthetics matter more than the bill.
The design’s muted palette and retro typography read like a confident, lived-in poster: playful, self-aware, and just a little dramatic. The crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar so the graphic remains the focus. Small details — a tear-away label, taped shoulders, and a stitch-stable collar — make it feel thoughtfully made. This tee complements capsule wardrobes and layered outfits, and it pairs especially well with high-waist jeans, oversized jackets, and chunky boots for a thoughtful, curated look.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfortable year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: high-detail DTG for main areas and DTF for sleeves/inner neck for crisp, lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
