|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, cm |
51.00 |
56.00 |
61.00 |
66.00 |
71.10 |
76.00 |
81.00 |
86.00 |
| Length, cm |
69.00 |
71.00 |
74.00 |
76.00 |
79.00 |
81.00 |
84.00 |
86.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm |
85.09 |
87.63 |
90.17 |
92.71 |
95.25 |
97.79 |
100.33 |
102.87 |
| Size tolerance, cm |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
For when your social skills crashed 🖤
This black hoodie carries a dry, tongue-in-cheek vibe: a soft, roomy pullover that reads like an inside joke for people who prefer witty distance over small talk. The back features a muted “Error 404: Social skills not found” design that sits like a quiet badge of sarcasm. A vertical “Moody” print runs down one sleeve, adding a minimalist, editorial edge. Wear it for slow mornings, late-night walks, coding sprints, or when you want to signal low-energy availability without saying a word.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric — cozy warmth with a soft hand
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced waste
- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG prints plus optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- Classic fit with tear-away label; OEKO-TEX-certified dyes and ethical sourcing details
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
