Soft, sturdy, and unapologetically blunt — this classic crew tee speaks for you without shouting. The front bears a subtle, upper-chest 'Moody' script, while the back states it plainly: 'ALLERGIC TO SMALL TALK.' Wear it to quiet awkward social rituals, to signal your vibe at a low-key show, or to slip on for coffee runs when conversation should be optional. The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably and holds shape; the tear-away label keeps your neck irritation-free. Minimalist design, maximum attitude.
Product features - 100% cotton solid-color medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for breathable durability - Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretch - DTG and DTF printing for crisp front, back and sleeve details; tear-away label - OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat